View Full Version : [COMPETITION] Christmas card slogan

Lukas Mensik
18-12-2012, 17:21
Hola guys, our concept artist Tomas Flak came with this beautiful thematic Christmas/New Year card and we want to ask you for a slogan to go with. There's no rules, other than "the better wins".

A prize will be awarded to the winner, thanks to generosity of our senior manager Roger Graham, as he wants to donate his prize from party night to the WMD community. So, there's your chance for a great Christmas present ... good luck


Graham Hawkins
18-12-2012, 17:41
*** Waits for a plethora of 'Happy HOGmanay' themed slogans .... ;)

Peter Ball
18-12-2012, 17:43
"Santa awoke after the SMS Christmas party to find Elven Tom has tied a Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pig to the end of his chopper. Oh how he laughed"

Patrick Kulinski
18-12-2012, 17:45
Presents might not arrive in time this year. But they'll do in proper style.

18-12-2012, 17:53
Nothing says Christmas like a little
heavy metal ho ho hog


Or we are the 5% and have a merry merry SMS Christmas..

Bruno Alexandre
18-12-2012, 17:53
"Santa Biker: Bashing Christmas Spirit into you since 1903"

Matthew Gibbs
18-12-2012, 18:05
"when Santa joined the hells angels"

18-12-2012, 18:05
Mission impossible

18-12-2012, 18:15
Santa Claus: Cars Hunter

18-12-2012, 18:25
Merry Christmas and vroom-vroom new year :D

18-12-2012, 18:27
Slightly madness, Merry Christmas

Manuel Pauli
18-12-2012, 18:27
Santa Hog pigs you up


because everything else is arcade...

18-12-2012, 18:29
Merry Xmas...just be sure you get to ride the hog before you eat it.

18-12-2012, 18:29
Slightly Mad Christmas and happy new gear

Christiaan van Beilen
18-12-2012, 18:32
Santa Chop-Boar Style: Just a tad on the Slightly Mad Side

18-12-2012, 18:34
SMS St. Nick: Infecting Your Holidays Mad Max Style, One Dive Bar At A Time MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR

Nick Claydon
18-12-2012, 18:36
The number one sim spot is about to be taken........

'cos every other sim feels like your being pulled by bacon !

"Merry Christmas From All @ SMS"


Graham Hawkins
18-12-2012, 18:38
"We're done. Lets go find some Ho-Ho-Hoes"

Ross Siggers
18-12-2012, 18:41
"All I want for christmas is to KICK YOUR ASS"

Not strictly mine, but still awesome. It's from the L4D2 tie in band Midnight riders, the Christmas song they released last year B-)

18-12-2012, 18:43
"All I want for christmas is to KICK YOUR ASS"

Or to (sort of) rhyme with it, 'all I want for Christmas is Biker Bash'. ;)

Lukas Mensik
18-12-2012, 18:44
"Have a Slightly Mad Christmas and enjoy the ride this New Year's Eve"

18-12-2012, 19:03
Belief is all you need.


The REAL Santa.


day pass from the nuthouse...

18-12-2012, 19:13
I ll beat you with my candy stick, I ll make sure your naughty ass gets kicked! Merry x-mas, Slightly Mad Friends! :a01:

Ross Siggers
18-12-2012, 19:15
All I want for christmas is to biker bash? ;D

18-12-2012, 19:34
(sing to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Rudolph the red-nosed rider
has some proper crimson clothes
and if you ever spite him
his hog's gonna eat your nose.

Happy Hogmanay!

Aldo Zampatti
18-12-2012, 19:48
Merry Christmast... WMD-Santa-Style
Audio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiE2W31n-TE)

18-12-2012, 19:51
"Naughty or nice? Now it matters!"

Mike vom Scheidt
18-12-2012, 19:52
I feel twisted today so

"Slightly Christmas, Merry madness"

Simon Bresche
18-12-2012, 19:54
"What are you lookin' at?"

Alex Hobbs
18-12-2012, 19:56
Santa Claus: Because there's more than one way to have a hog-roast for christmas :D

Remco Van Dijk
18-12-2012, 20:07
Wheelies not recommended - Have a cool christmas and a bad-ass New Year

Tero Rehnman
18-12-2012, 20:11
Have a smashing Christmas, but don't party too hard or you might need a HAMbulance!

18-12-2012, 20:16
"Naughty or nice? Now it matters!"
Naughty will get warm beer?

18-12-2012, 20:20
Santa's Angel, The Madness is Slightly Merry.

18-12-2012, 20:41
Naughty will get warm beer?
And hog hug

Yannick Willame
18-12-2012, 20:46
- What are you looking at? Never seen me before?
- Anyway, Merry Christmas and turn on the new year
-...and let's rooooooaaar it !

... Groink groink

Kevin Brown
18-12-2012, 21:12
To make sure I was on the Good list, I lent Santa my "HOG" this Christmas.

Kevin Docherty
18-12-2012, 21:20
"It's a pig of a ride"

18-12-2012, 21:26
Santa wanted to make his chopper look festive for Mrs. Claus

Riccardo De Rosa
18-12-2012, 21:27
Seta Tire Model, Happy Christmas :)

18-12-2012, 21:28
You get your presents when pigs fly...literally.

Paul Swanepoel
18-12-2012, 21:34
SMS bustin STMs in your Arcade since 2012. *Grid-Ho's & SNOW not inluded.

18-12-2012, 21:45
- Piggy?
- Groink?
- Ignition!

Not Available
19-12-2012, 03:48
Who needs Rudolph power, when you can run on 1 hogpower... (okay.. sounds akward...)

"You better watch out, you better cry hard, you gotta run out I'm telling you why, Santa klaws is coming to town, Santa ...."

Thomas Einoeder
19-12-2012, 06:44
Spare front-wheel? Not needed! Wild Christmas to everyone!

Mark Watson
19-12-2012, 08:20
"Merry Piggin' Christmas"


"Time to Pig Out"

Jonni Holmgaard
19-12-2012, 08:23
Im not sure what this contest is about? how can a slogan be relevant to a christmas card? and what the prize is?
Is my "non christmasy" culture hurting my chances here?

19-12-2012, 08:39
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring,
except for: SMSanta and his grunting new friend "Mad boar Ian"!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year from Slightly Mad Studios!

Alan Smith
19-12-2012, 09:34
Merry XSMS and a hoggin' New Year!

19-12-2012, 09:40
"Father Christmas misinterpreting the delivery-route to Hogwarts

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

btw, can we have him as bonus character in BikerBash, if that gets developed?

19-12-2012, 09:58
Who needs turkey when you've got a pork chopper?

-SRM- BadBitDino
19-12-2012, 10:05

Merry Xmass Everyone

Rudy Ringot
19-12-2012, 10:17
"The rules have changed! Want some speed? Get a Pig"

Goran Johansson
19-12-2012, 10:28
sorry for bad language but it fits the great picture :a31:

It's Christmas so make damn sure you are happy. Otherwise I kick the shit out of you.

19-12-2012, 10:31
This year Santa decides to take the new sleigh with the V8 big "Boar".....

19-12-2012, 11:06
"The Need for Pig"

"Have a Revvvving Christmas!"

19-12-2012, 11:24
Probably already sugested, but...

Have yourself a 60606 Mad Christmas!


Martin Nilsson
19-12-2012, 11:55
Perhaps a bit long for a slogan this but no rules so...

Santa was getting stressed, a busy time of year,
He sank a brew, or maybe two, and felt a little deer.
Rudolph he did witness this, it really messed his mind,
He fled Lapland with all his mates, but left Boss Hog behind.

Simon Kilmore
19-12-2012, 12:30
Road Rasher 4: Coming Soon from Slightly Mad Studios.

Big Ron
19-12-2012, 12:45
"Merry Christmas and bla bla bla. Now shut up and have a good time you slightly mad chaps."

Tommaso Rossato
19-12-2012, 12:47
"Ready to roll... Living high off the ho-ho-hog!"

Slightly Merry Christmas!

Tiago Fortuna
19-12-2012, 14:18
Have a Slightly Mad Christmas and a CRAZY driven New Year.

Tom Curtis
19-12-2012, 15:49
I was going to make a bloody brilliant pun, but I don't want to boar you.....

Jonni Holmgaard
19-12-2012, 15:52
Im not sure what this contest is about? how can a slogan be relevant to a christmas card? and what the prize is?
Is my "non christmasy" culture hurting my chances here?

Vittorio Rapa
19-12-2012, 15:53
I expected to see "Merry Fu**ing XMas" in the first page.. but it's not there...

Thomas Sikora
19-12-2012, 15:54
merry x-mas patch with new presents and a happy new p-cars racing

19-12-2012, 16:34
'Pimp my slide - Merry X-mas from WMD!'


'Just arrived from WMD - Santa's new Pimp-sled!'


'Massive hog-power for X-mas day'


'Slightly Mad Santa - WMD in X-mas glory!'


'Santa style in WMD fashion - Merry X-Mas!'


'The better wins'


'Unleash the gifts! Muaahahaharrrr'


"Now take those gifts you..."

Damn I'm not a native english speaker... Actually "Pimp my Slide" is the best imo from the above :p

Ian Bell
19-12-2012, 16:40
Ho, ho, where all the ho's at?

19-12-2012, 16:46
Ho, ho, where all the ho's at?

This one's more looking like a "Muahahaarrr ho haarrrrrrrrr!" Can still place a speech bubble there :cool:

19-12-2012, 18:40
Ho, ho, where all the ho's at?

I found them..............Ho Ho Ho?


Oh my bad ;)

Merry Merry all

PLayerMayCry 24
19-12-2012, 19:05
"Look at me - it's a gift itself"

(if I even wrote it correct :P)

Andy Garton
19-12-2012, 19:15
"Merry Christmas!"

19-12-2012, 19:23
"Merry Christmas!"

Only 2 words, and all is there! Crystal clear, perfect, simple, short and accurate! Now, I know why you're the Boss! :a21:

Oh ! by the way, are you the same guy who's always push me on the grass when I do SP race against AIs?


Ok, I don't like your proposal...


19-12-2012, 20:03
"Merry Christmas!"
Andy Garton, obviously not a Creative Director.


Dan Blamey
19-12-2012, 20:08
Merry Christmas! Hog, hog, hog!

Matheus Hoffmann
19-12-2012, 20:09
I expected to see "Merry Fu**ing XMas" in the first page.. but it's not there...

"Merry Fu**ing XMas"

Only for you Mr. Rapa :a37:

19-12-2012, 21:06
Seta Tire Model, Happy Christmas :) Santa Tire Model ;)

20-12-2012, 05:27
Happy Hogmas Santas Outta Here.

Torsten Schmitt
20-12-2012, 07:15
"it´s still alpha! - except the tyre model" ;-)

Remco Van Dijk
20-12-2012, 07:20
Delivering presents on a 1 BHP (Break Hog Power) bike since 2012.
Merry christmas and a happy new year!

Mark Adams
20-12-2012, 08:18
"Bad Santa delivers presents to the Naughty Kids too!...just listen out for tire Squeal from the Hog"

Graham Hawkins
20-12-2012, 08:28
'The first year Santa drives sober he discovers Rudolph is not a reindeer at all ...'

Tim Foster
20-12-2012, 08:56
Slightly Mad Magic Moments

Craig Martin
20-12-2012, 11:30
The 1-day strike action by the Reindeer Union had left Santa with few options....

Craig Martin
20-12-2012, 11:34
It was the last time Santa would use that particular temp agency.....

Craig Martin
20-12-2012, 11:40
Santa was as surprised as anyone that Mrs Claus had served venison at the works xmas do....

Craig Martin
20-12-2012, 11:47
Santa was beginning to regret bumping into Xzibit at the Chronicles of Riddick devs xmas party.

Remco Van Dijk
20-12-2012, 11:48
Even Santa is going hybrid.

Umer Ahmad
20-12-2012, 11:55
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (you swine)

Kai Lochbaum
20-12-2012, 12:41
I expected to see "Merry Fu**ing XMas" in the first page.. but it's not there...The first thing which came to my mind was actually "Ho ho ho mother f****" but I doubt that fits the non-existing rules :D

Tom Cornwell
20-12-2012, 14:34
"I hope he doesn't lash me with that candy stick or I'll be jumping overboard!"

20-12-2012, 15:10
Merry Xmas, you naughty mother... :a31:

20-12-2012, 16:18
"The hogs a hogging, iam a revving a slighty mad christmaS"

merry christmas all :)

Sampo Jarvinen
20-12-2012, 16:38
Season's Greetings! .. Now, eat my hog!!

Aldo Zampatti
20-12-2012, 18:53
"Navidad... Como sólo SMS lo puede festejar, Súbete!"

For the spanish speaking community ;-)

Henry Hirvonen
20-12-2012, 19:47
"When bad santa want save nature and drive for motorbike sametime"

Happy end of world for everybody

21-12-2012, 08:52
Santa needs a brand new car/bike!!!.....What about you???
SMS and WMD whish you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year(Coming soon....)

21-12-2012, 09:11
Hey Santa do you know SMS and WMD? .... You should
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Alain Jimeno
21-12-2012, 10:50
"It's time to chew bubble... nah! Let's ride! Ho Ho Hooo!"

21-12-2012, 11:59
Slightly Mad Santa and the candy-stick-powered Ho-Ho-Hog deliver christmas gifts at any dynamic weather conditions (...even on SNOW) :a24:

Merry Christmas to all members!

Andrew Clark
21-12-2012, 13:08
You have to be able to fight your way out of that wet christmas wrapping first Felix. LOL:a21:

I ll beat you with my candy stick, I ll make sure your naughty ass gets kicked! Merry x-mas, Slightly Mad Friends! :a01:

Remco Van Dijk
21-12-2012, 14:25
Not sure whether the thread title was meant to be "Win Cool Thrustmaster Gear With Project CARS !", but I changed it to what I think it used to be :)

21-12-2012, 14:33
Oh, I was dreaming about a TH8 RS to complete my new T500RS :( So bad, your so Bad, Bad Santa ;)

21-12-2012, 14:51
Slightly Mad Max-ish After Doom Christmas

Big Ron
21-12-2012, 15:31
You want a candy stick? I want you to deserve a candy stick! Believe in me and you´ll get one.

21-12-2012, 15:36
" Hog On! The filthy rotten brats need their junk for xmas!"

" Damm spare wheel.... I'll need a bigger hog "

" oh yeaaaah, they gonna get 'em! All right!!!"

" Hurry Hog, or you gonna be my snack before the night end"

"American chopper.... are they kidding me?"

" Bro, I'll do it but no way I would go with a pathetic sleigh and your 12 ol' fat deers"

" yeaaahhhh! Santa is coming to town, Brats!"

" Need more hogpower..."

"Who needs deers when you have hogpower!"

"yeahhhh, Hogpower Baby!"

" Fly, pig, Fly!"

" Rudolf won, get over it!"

"let's make an impression, pig, and we'll make the cover for Biker Bash"

"Let's kick some Chimney's a$$!"

Are Leistad
21-12-2012, 15:39
"Merry Christmas and a Slightly Mad new year"

Fernando Pedace
21-12-2012, 15:49
We can't be good all year :cool:

21-12-2012, 16:09
Proud "Heavyset Old Geezer"

"Bro', when I said H.O.G. it was a figure of speech!"

Remco Van Dijk
21-12-2012, 16:13
This front-wheel exhaust isn't so great, but that's why I have this big candy stick...

21-12-2012, 16:16
"hu ho, short legs donkey.... hips! (drunk)"
" it will be a bad a$$ of a night, I'll tell ya, Shorty!"
"maybe I should have taken the shotgun too... shoot some ducks on the way out"

Timo Koskela
21-12-2012, 18:16
"well, most days - presents can't all really shine"
This is not one of those days - Merry Christmas!

Jeff Collins
21-12-2012, 21:36
Stick a fork in it! This years done!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from SMS!

Jeff Collins
21-12-2012, 21:39
or Stick some forks in it...

Dan Blamey
21-12-2012, 21:42
"Due to security concerns, the local motorcycle clubs will be performing Santa duties this year, so play nice..."

Jeff Collins
21-12-2012, 21:57
Christmas is upon us,
My that year went quick!
Stick your forks in gently,
There's no need to be a pig!

Dropped the "So" at start, SMS didn't work with the last line.

Piotr Burzynski
21-12-2012, 22:08
Question to competition: Can we play in short poem like above (which I also want to try btw) or "slogan" means some 5-8 word text? Or it can be more? I'm asking because I don't know if there will be a problem in nice placing longer texts so it would look proper on the card.
thanks in advance,

Kevin Brown
22-12-2012, 02:34
Santa loves his food, he even has a "pork chopper"

Kevin Brown
22-12-2012, 02:48
Whats shiney and smells of pork?...........Santa's chopper!.

Sean Powless
22-12-2012, 04:11
I didnt go through all 12 pages, but I have one;


Luiz Felipe
22-12-2012, 15:01
Marry Cristimas and happy new year for us

Piotr Burzynski
22-12-2012, 15:34
“Thrashing my hog and speeding a lot just to make your Christmas hot!”
“Party I had and when woke up.. reindeers were dead. Tho no worries, Christmas saved! Ho, ho, hog!”
“Gimme grip in Christmas Eve cos some of you deserve this stick!”
“Some warm love to melt the snow,
So Mad Santa could reach your home!”
“5:09 on Nord with Hog, kid. Sure you still don’t believe in Santa?”
“Mildlife crises reaches everyone. No? “No”, you say. So what present you asked me for?”
“Be nice this Christmas, show some love and have mercy! Donate for reindeer.”
“Keeping up with the times, driving your home with style!”
“Reindeer changes, Santa changes, Christmas… Christmas spirit never changes.”

N0body Of The Goat
22-12-2012, 15:43
This Harley understeers like a pig!

Glen Faulds
22-12-2012, 21:52
" I'm just slightly mad right now.....I wasn't invited to the office party."

22-12-2012, 22:10
"Pork chop Gusto!"
"Time to reinvent the wheel"
"flyin' pig is good for wheelies!"
"Road Santa One is clear for take off"
"Spare wheel with an attitude"
"gifts? Check! beers? Check! last minute spare front wheel? Check!"

Jadran Dimic
22-12-2012, 22:52
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all

Kevin Brown
22-12-2012, 23:31
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to allAnd to you my friend, and to all from me no matter you religion or beliefs.

Mike vom Scheidt
23-12-2012, 00:15
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year,
Slightly Mad Santa and his hog are here.

Big Ron
23-12-2012, 06:30
"Hey guys, where can I find the good chaps here? Show me the way and you will not get to feel my candy stick." LOL

Piotr Burzynski
23-12-2012, 07:53
"You'll have hell of a ride, they said. Take your lucky stick and Merry Christmas, they said!"

Steve Broca
23-12-2012, 09:53
Ho Ho Ho
Open up ya do`
I'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all
I got something to show
I came to bring some Christmas Spirit
I got a big bag now guess what's in it
Something for the rich and something for the po`
So Merry ChriS-M-S and ho ho ho!!


Beat Street (1984) ;)

Graham Hawkins
24-12-2012, 16:39
So who wins :encouragement:

Big Ron
24-12-2012, 16:41
Yeah, which one you've taken?

Piotr Burzynski
24-12-2012, 16:44
So who wins :encouragement:

I've been wondering who will be the first impatient to ask this question ;)

24-12-2012, 18:21
I,m done Hogging Xmas for another year...Hang on Mrs Clause,your my next ride.!

Remco Van Dijk
24-12-2012, 18:36
So who wins :encouragement:
What a strange slogan :confused:

24-12-2012, 18:55
What a strange slogan :confused:
Slogans is getting weird.

24-12-2012, 19:10
"I could do this all day."

"I could do this all year"

Piotr Burzynski
24-12-2012, 20:24
"Letz roll and play till you find hogs can fly!"

Just ice
24-12-2012, 20:49
Thought Xmas was never coming, apocolapse and all. Better late than never. Hog Hog away!!!!!!!!

Rob Prange
24-12-2012, 21:51
So who wins :encouragement:

No one just yet. We decided to extend the competition until December 31 to give everyone a chance to participate :)

As of now, only a tiny fraction of users have submitted a slogan so we want to make sure it's not buried in all the holiday stress and everyone has enough time to come up with something :)

24-12-2012, 21:56
I can't be the only one to see the thread title is mispelt?

Jason Ganz
24-12-2012, 22:38
Pigs may fly... but HOGS ROAR!

Jason Ganz
25-12-2012, 00:50
My other one:

Why fly with pigs this christmas when you can ride with hogs?

Dan Blamey
25-12-2012, 09:16
No one just yet. We decided to extend the competition until December 31 to give everyone a chance to participate :)

As of now, only a tiny fraction of users have submitted a slogan so we want to make sure it's not buried in all the holiday stress and everyone has enough time to come up with something :)

So then it's for Christmas next year?

Piotr Burzynski
25-12-2012, 10:55
So then it's for Christmas next year?

It can be mixed wishes, I mean, for the period from Christmas to New Years and then everything is alright. I guess.

Eric Schroeder
25-12-2012, 13:18
I just whipped this up...


I was a bit thrown off by the "Biker Bash" version of Duke Nukem representing Project Cars lol! :cool:

I might take this seriously and do something proper though?

25-12-2012, 14:23
"Merry Kissmyass"

26-12-2012, 18:36
HALLELUHOG http://cache.gtpla.net/forum/images/smilies/christmas/grumpy.gif

Jonathan Newsam
31-12-2012, 15:39
Santa had one too many sherry's and was found replacing his wheel with a pig, while screaming you ever see a BACON ROLL!!!

Rudy Ringot
02-01-2013, 12:47
Normally, the competition is closed now so "And the winner is..."??? :)

Jeff Collins
02-01-2013, 14:41
Normally, the competition is closed now so "And the winner is..."??? :)
It's very cryptic but I like it!

Peter Ball
04-01-2013, 08:43
It's very cryptic but I like it!

Sounds like thread closes? (2) :)

(It's a crossword clue)

Tiago Fortuna
04-01-2013, 09:19
They're printing the OP image to send it as Christmas gift to the winner that, upon receving the postcard, will make use of bragging rights right here :p

Rob Prange
04-01-2013, 10:22
The competition is over, we'll announce the winner soon guys :)

Tiago Fortuna
04-01-2013, 10:23
Can I still receive the mentioned postcard nonetheless? :P

Rob Prange
06-01-2013, 21:47
.....aaaaaaand the winner is:



"Slightly Mad Christmas and Happy New Gear"

Wempula will receive a brand new Thrustmaster GP XID, thanks a lot for everyone who entered the contest!

We'll have another contest with a very cool prize rather soon so keep your eyes open :)

Piotr Burzynski
06-01-2013, 21:59
Congratz to the winner!

Well, let's try the luck in other competition :)

Remco Van Dijk
07-01-2013, 08:56
Congrats Wempula! Elegant, concise and funny slogan, well done :)

Tiago Fortuna
07-01-2013, 09:15
Congrats to the Wempula. Proved that keeping it simple still works :)

07-01-2013, 13:14
Oh wow, thanks a lot! :eek: